The Threshold of Pain Website has moved to it's new location! You can come here to see all the old crap but soon we will move most of it over to the new site!!!
WOW!
So, - Click Here to go to the new site!
Saturday, December 20, 2008
Friday, December 19, 2008
Brian, the Scientologist!
While my good friend is getting use to working like the rest of us, I thought I'd post some of the classic Brian Posts. This one is my favorite!
Wednesday, December 17, 2008
Tuesday, December 16, 2008
The Pear Cartoon
This is just a plug for my site Carrara3D. If you go to this site, you can see how my cartoon "The Pear The Wouldn't Die" is coming along.
The Pear! - Click Here!
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The Pear! - Click Here!
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Monday, December 15, 2008
Friday, December 12, 2008
Thursday, December 11, 2008
Wednesday, December 10, 2008
Tuesday, December 9, 2008
Monday, December 8, 2008
Sunday, December 7, 2008
Saturday, December 6, 2008
Thursday, December 4, 2008
Wednesday, December 3, 2008
The Three Little Pigs
Way back when I was first getting to know Brian, we both worked the night shift, (Midnight to 8am) in a warehouse. I couple of times he used the P.A. system to serenade us the the a classic tune by the band Green Jelly, called "The Three Little Pigs."
I asked him if he would do a video version for the website. I don't think he was too keen on the idea. Maybe the thought of reliving the past doesn't appeal to him. Sort of like Led Zeppelin refusing to play Stairway to Heaven.
So here is the original classic!
I asked him if he would do a video version for the website. I don't think he was too keen on the idea. Maybe the thought of reliving the past doesn't appeal to him. Sort of like Led Zeppelin refusing to play Stairway to Heaven.
So here is the original classic!
Tuesday, December 2, 2008
Plaxico Burress is become a Dallas Cowboy!
No yet, but if the jerk, who is on my fantasy team, doesn't go to jail, he'll wind up on the Cowboy!
Wednesday, November 26, 2008
Tuesday, November 25, 2008
Monday, November 24, 2008
Friday, November 21, 2008
Thursday, November 20, 2008
Wednesday, November 19, 2008
Tuesday, November 18, 2008
Threshold of Pain - TO THE EXTREME!
This is my new feature. from now on, on the days Brian doesn't post one of his video's, I will post something so horrible, unbearable, that it will test your "Threshold of pain" to watch it! Try this "music video" and see if you can take the whole three minutes and seventeen seconds!
Sunday, November 16, 2008
Thursday, November 13, 2008
Wednesday, November 12, 2008
Tuesday, November 11, 2008
Jeff Presents Wednesday's Ten Links
A Drunken, Bloody, Puke-Tastic Vikings-Packers NFL Thriller
Shampoo For Your Ball Sack
Sarah Palin Offered $2M To Make A Porno
The 9 most disturbingly misogynistic old print ads
Missing Bacon Found In Wife’s Stomach
Don’t F–k With A Tuba Player
Things That Have Tried (And Failed) To Kill Nick Nolte
Equine Faceplant Of The Day
Miss COED: Catrinel Menghia
When A Celebrity Sex Tape Just Isn’t Enough
Shampoo For Your Ball Sack
Sarah Palin Offered $2M To Make A Porno
The 9 most disturbingly misogynistic old print ads
Missing Bacon Found In Wife’s Stomach
Don’t F–k With A Tuba Player
Things That Have Tried (And Failed) To Kill Nick Nolte
Equine Faceplant Of The Day
Miss COED: Catrinel Menghia
When A Celebrity Sex Tape Just Isn’t Enough
Monday, November 10, 2008
Sunday, November 9, 2008
Friday, November 7, 2008
Thursday, November 6, 2008
Wednesday, November 5, 2008
Jeff Presents Wednesday's Ten Links
Here is a new feature. Every Wednesday I will present 10 links to help us working folk get through the middle of the week. Any suggestions for 10 links, email me at Underbelly5@gmail.com!
Holy Taco's Tribute To The Naughty School Girl
Coed Magazine's Hot Girl Hot Tub
I Hate Nature (Funny Video)
What? Still washing your crotch with soap?
The Sex Song
Peta Hot Sauce
Big Girl Falls Off Table
Great Halloween Costumes
Making Fat Tire: The Brewmaster of New Belgium Brewing Company
Get Drunk Out of Your Skull
Enjoy!
And as a bonus link, check out new music at Willinois Song of the Week!
Holy Taco's Tribute To The Naughty School Girl
Coed Magazine's Hot Girl Hot Tub
I Hate Nature (Funny Video)
What? Still washing your crotch with soap?
The Sex Song
Peta Hot Sauce
Big Girl Falls Off Table
Great Halloween Costumes
Making Fat Tire: The Brewmaster of New Belgium Brewing Company
Get Drunk Out of Your Skull
Enjoy!
And as a bonus link, check out new music at Willinois Song of the Week!
Monday, November 3, 2008
Sunday, November 2, 2008
Wednesday, October 29, 2008
Tuesday, October 28, 2008
Monday, October 27, 2008
Sunday, October 26, 2008
Friday, October 24, 2008
Thursday, October 23, 2008
Wednesday, October 22, 2008
Tuesday, October 21, 2008
Monday, October 20, 2008
you tube can blow me
you tube is not working for the second straight night.
if i have time ill post them tuesday afternoon.
if i have time ill post them tuesday afternoon.
Friday, October 17, 2008
Thursday, October 16, 2008
Wednesday, October 15, 2008
Tuesday, October 14, 2008
Monday, October 13, 2008
Sunday, October 12, 2008
Saturday, October 11, 2008
Friday, October 10, 2008
Government Taking Control of Banks!
Isn't this a great idea? What's the national debt? $10 Trillion as of the end of September? I'm sure that's a good idea.
Thursday, October 9, 2008
Wednesday, October 8, 2008
Tuesday, October 7, 2008
Brian's Mind --10-8
TODAY'S BRIAN'S MIND WILL BE POSTPONED. I CANNOT GET ANYONE TO FILM IT.
ITS TOPIC IS SO OUT THERE, THAT EVEN BALLS WONT FILM IT OR GIVE ME THE CAMERA.
SO IM GONNA GO OUT AND BUY MY OWN. THURSDAY WILL BE THE NEW BRIAN'S MIND.
IM THINKING ABOUT POSTING IT SOME WHERE OTHER THAN YOU TUBE.
UNCENSORED!!!!
ITS TOPIC IS SO OUT THERE, THAT EVEN BALLS WONT FILM IT OR GIVE ME THE CAMERA.
SO IM GONNA GO OUT AND BUY MY OWN. THURSDAY WILL BE THE NEW BRIAN'S MIND.
IM THINKING ABOUT POSTING IT SOME WHERE OTHER THAN YOU TUBE.
UNCENSORED!!!!
Monday, October 6, 2008
Sunday, October 5, 2008
Saturday, October 4, 2008
Thursday, October 2, 2008
Tuesday, September 30, 2008
Monday, September 29, 2008
Sunday, September 28, 2008
Saturday, September 27, 2008
Wednesday, September 24, 2008
Tuesday, September 23, 2008
Monday, September 22, 2008
Friday, September 19, 2008
Thursday, September 18, 2008
Tuesday, September 16, 2008
Monday, September 15, 2008
Friday, September 12, 2008
How Ike effects us all!
The rain and wind known as Ike will cause a lot of tragedy this weekend. Those in the Texas area will feel the worse of it but sometimes we forget that a disaster such as this effects many more people that those immediately effected.
Those of us living in the northern suburbs of Chicago are effected too. We support a professional baseball team that is in the race for the playoffs and every game is important. Two of these games between the Cubs and the Astros have been postponed due to these weather conditions.
I understand the fear associated in something like this, but I also know that professional athletes get paid millions of dollars a year to play a game. The least they could do is play in a little rain! Seriously! Think about the game itself. Ball going over the left field fence suddenly blow back and the catcher catches the ball. Players disappearing during a slide as they go through a mud puddle that resembles a lake. And the publicity! This game would have so many viewers, it might become more popular than Nascar!
Come on, Major League baseball, don’t be so wimpy and get out there and play a little ball!
Those of us living in the northern suburbs of Chicago are effected too. We support a professional baseball team that is in the race for the playoffs and every game is important. Two of these games between the Cubs and the Astros have been postponed due to these weather conditions.
I understand the fear associated in something like this, but I also know that professional athletes get paid millions of dollars a year to play a game. The least they could do is play in a little rain! Seriously! Think about the game itself. Ball going over the left field fence suddenly blow back and the catcher catches the ball. Players disappearing during a slide as they go through a mud puddle that resembles a lake. And the publicity! This game would have so many viewers, it might become more popular than Nascar!
Come on, Major League baseball, don’t be so wimpy and get out there and play a little ball!
Wednesday, September 10, 2008
Large Hadron Collider Doesn’t End the World
Well they spent $3.8 billion to smash a couple of protons together from 17 miles apart and, from what I’ve read, it was a success.
After watching a special on this last night and they want through all the dangers, including creating a black hole, one begins to wonder. When talking about what will happen, it worries me when I hear words like "probably" and "maybe" and "We think".
They scientist tell us that even if a back hole is created, it would be so small it would be nothing to worry about. Granted I am not a scientist. In no way am I that bright. I do know, however, that black holes are something no one fully understands. No one has ever seen a black hole.
I could just imaging one of these white coat wearing geniuses spouting the words, “Opps, we didn’t expect that!” as the hole begins to suck in everything around it. As a Cubs fan, I thought, "Oh great, just when the Cubs have a chance and I'm going to be sucked into a black hole." I'm sure s Bud Selig had something to do with this!It didn't happen.
"My first thought was relief," said project leader Lyn Evans. I would think so, Lyn, the world isn't at it's end! She continued, "This is a machine of enormous complexity. Things can go wrong at any time. But this morning has been a great start."
They aren't done yet. They still have a lot more experiments.It didn’t happen. I just wanted to let all the Threshold of Pain readers know they are safe. But for how long . . .
Monday, September 8, 2008
Tom Brady Is Not Dead!
I thought I’d quickly point that out. As I watched the Bears-Colts game last night, I heard John Madden and Al Michaels tell us about how not only in Boston, but the whole country is devastated. If you watch sports on TV at all, from what they are saying, you’d think he had passed away. He did not.
Now I never like to see anybody get hurt but any person who is devastated over a ankle injury to a football player might want to check his or her priorities.
First I will point out that football is a violent game and anyone who choices to play it knows that any play on any day could be the one that knocks him out for a day, month, year or even lifetime. Last year when Kevin Everett of the Buffalo Bills got hurt last year so bad he almost died and then was thought to be paralyzed, that was devastating.
Look, Tom Brady will be fine. He will get the best care and doesn’t have to worry about earning a paycheck. Yes, it sucks for him because he really wanted to win another championship this year but he will be back next year, Even if he isn’t, I would bet setting down with all that money and three championship, he will be ok. For the people of Boston, the team that you enjoy watching on Sundays might not win a championship this year, but I bet you’ll be just fine, too.
Tom Brady is not Dead - Christophers fantasy team might be, however!
Friday, September 5, 2008
Thursday, September 4, 2008
Wednesday, September 3, 2008
Monday, September 1, 2008
Thursday, August 28, 2008
Wednesday, August 27, 2008
Brian's Fate
Please stop emailing me. I don't know anymore abot what happened yesterday with Brian than you do. I have been unable to get a hold of him. I will let you know as Soon as I know.
May your prayers be with Brian and his testicle.
May your prayers be with Brian and his testicle.
Tuesday, August 26, 2008
Monday, August 25, 2008
Friday, August 22, 2008
A Threshold of Pain Test
The definition for "Threshold of Pain" as far as hearing is: In hearing, the threshold of pain is the sound pressure or sound pressure level beyond which sound becomes unbearable for a human listener.
I think this might fit. It's a song by 95 Rocks
I think this might fit. It's a song by 95 Rocks
Thursday, August 21, 2008
Wednesday, August 20, 2008
Tuesday, August 19, 2008
Question to Threshold
Question:
What happened to Brian’s Three People, I thought that was going to be posted Monday through Friday?
Answer:
How the hell do I know? Brian’s road of life is a strange, twisted one that is really not suitable for normal traffic.
Question:
Can I be a part of Threshold of Pain?
Answer:
Sure, just make a video, post it to YouTube and send us the link. Chances are it will suck and we’ll never post it, but you can try.
Question:
Do you have to do those stupid Bad Commercial things?
Answer:
Yes I do. It's all I am qualified to do.
Question:
Is Brian really as sexy as he seems in his videos?
Answer:
More sexy than in the video. The images you see on the screen doesn't do him justice.
If you have question or comments, keep them to yourself, no one wants to hear them. If you must: Underbelly5@gmail.com
What happened to Brian’s Three People, I thought that was going to be posted Monday through Friday?
Answer:
How the hell do I know? Brian’s road of life is a strange, twisted one that is really not suitable for normal traffic.
Question:
Can I be a part of Threshold of Pain?
Answer:
Sure, just make a video, post it to YouTube and send us the link. Chances are it will suck and we’ll never post it, but you can try.
Question:
Do you have to do those stupid Bad Commercial things?
Answer:
Yes I do. It's all I am qualified to do.
Question:
Is Brian really as sexy as he seems in his videos?
Answer:
More sexy than in the video. The images you see on the screen doesn't do him justice.
If you have question or comments, keep them to yourself, no one wants to hear them. If you must: Underbelly5@gmail.com
Monday, August 18, 2008
Friday, August 15, 2008
Thursday, August 14, 2008
Threshold of Pain on Television - Luna
I really hate these commercials! Please don't shop there, you'll only encourage them.
Wednesday, August 13, 2008
Tuesday, August 12, 2008
Advocates for disabled to protest "Tropic Thunder"
This is a story on Reuters Movie News. I haven't seen this film, Tropic Thunder, and I don't know if it really deserves protest or not but don't this advocates realize that are giving the film FREE PUBLICITY? Don't they understand that what the studio wants? Why do you think the studio isn't making changes? Do you think it's because they have integrity? IT'S HOLLYWOOD people. This is a town that was ready to burn all prints of Citizen Kane to make William Randolph Hearst happy. It's free advertising for the film! Every city they protest in will be featured on the news. It's a free commercial for the movie. Hell, even The Threshold of Pain is writing about it!
Monday, August 11, 2008
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